That's not even the half of it. I'm on a waiting list to an invisible pretend company. "Invisible" meaning I can't call and ask where I am on the list because everywhere I look for my local Mediacom provider lists ONLY the national 800 number. I check the phone book, Internet, Chamber of Commerce Web site and they don't even list an address. Just the @!#@&(*#Y) 800 number again. I just have to assume I'm on a list somewhere because I told Mediacom I needed the box. Think they could check where I am on the list? Nope. That'd be far too convenient. "We don't have access to the list," they say. "Suck my balls" I reply.
Plus, I'm supposed to pick this thing up if/whenever it comes in. My question is...where? I already mentioned there's no address for these people. Maybe if I wish it hard enough they will appear.
I'm convinced the Vikings have lost their first two games because I can't watch them in high-def.
Me angry.
