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Vikings:
- Drink whenever Adrian Peterson reminds you of what a worthless sack of #### you are compared to him
- Drink whenever Ponder completely wiffs on an open man
- Drink whenever Ponder looks totally confused about life
- Drink because Christian Ponder
The author does some very funny cartoons on http://www.thedrawplay.com
Drinking Game for all 32 NFL teams
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Re: Drinking Game for all 32 NFL teams
My proposed drinking game
With more than one person
"Past The Gums"
1. Every time the offensive sequence is Run, Run, Pass, everybody finishes their drink/does a shot.
"Don't Be The Leslie"
2. Every time something terrible happens (turnover, missed field goal, blocked kick or punt, touchdown overturned, opponent scores a touchdown)
and the camera pans to Leslie Frazier giving precisely zero craps, finish your drink. The last person to finish the drink clearly doesn't care enough, right?
He's now the Leslie. Put a stupid looking hat on him. Any time somebody talks to him or about him and uses the man's real name instead of Leslie,
the offender has to finish his drink and he becomes the Leslie. Don't Be The Leslie!
"All Day!"
3. Peterson scores a touchdown! Last person to scream ALL DAY! has to finish the drink.
"Money!"
4. Blair Walsh field goals must be announced with a shout of MONEY! Last person to scream that has to pour drinks/fetch beers/buy a round for everybody.
With more than one person
"Past The Gums"
1. Every time the offensive sequence is Run, Run, Pass, everybody finishes their drink/does a shot.
"Don't Be The Leslie"
2. Every time something terrible happens (turnover, missed field goal, blocked kick or punt, touchdown overturned, opponent scores a touchdown)
and the camera pans to Leslie Frazier giving precisely zero craps, finish your drink. The last person to finish the drink clearly doesn't care enough, right?
He's now the Leslie. Put a stupid looking hat on him. Any time somebody talks to him or about him and uses the man's real name instead of Leslie,
the offender has to finish his drink and he becomes the Leslie. Don't Be The Leslie!
"All Day!"
3. Peterson scores a touchdown! Last person to scream ALL DAY! has to finish the drink.
"Money!"
4. Blair Walsh field goals must be announced with a shout of MONEY! Last person to scream that has to pour drinks/fetch beers/buy a round for everybody.
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Re: Drinking Game for all 32 NFL teams
First my stomach, now my liver...
This team is surely going to kill me, but at least with the drinking game I might have more fun on the way out. Either that, or my TV will have to be replaced sooner.
This team is surely going to kill me, but at least with the drinking game I might have more fun on the way out. Either that, or my TV will have to be replaced sooner.
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Re: Drinking Game for all 32 NFL teams
80 PurplePride 84 wrote:Drink whenever a Ponder thread is made.
We'd have posters dying of alcohol poisoning daily.
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Re: Drinking Game for all 32 NFL teams
Well personally, I have never needed to play a game to drink. Drinking games usually slow down my drinking. So why play?
Vikings fan since Nov. 6, 1966. Annoying Packer fans since Nov. 7, 1966
Re: Drinking Game for all 32 NFL teams
Good stuff. Hadn't seen those before.DarthBrooks wrote:
The author does some very funny cartoons on http://www.thedrawplay.com
http://www.thedrawplay.com/?comic=welcome-back-football
Re: Drinking Game for all 32 NFL teams
This guy is 52 years late to the party. Vikings fans have been crushing their livers into submission for a LONG time!
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." - Frank Zappa