I know many of you would like to be the cheerleader coach but I'm talking about the actual team.

Defense: I'm only 5'4", 115 so I'm definitely not built for any position on the team except maybe the kicker or a cute little Leprachan mascot.

I think I'd be a linebacker. I think most LBs are a little insane and I'd love to be let loose with a straight line to the QB. It just looks like it's a lot of fun.
Offensively, I think I'd want to be a WR. I don't think I have the patience to be a QB. I'd probably start a war with the player who sacked me, getting up after the play and starting a fight. I get mad very rarely but when I do, I see red.
And I think special teams would be fun. I wouldn't want to be the returner because I'd have too much fun blocking.