Childless man freed after serving time for child support

[Eli]

Ever see a news headline and read something in it that wasn't there?

Late the other night, a bit tired and crosseyed after working on the computer all day, I caught the above headline out of the corner of my eye and read the first part as "Childress fired".

Oh well, it was a pleasant surprise for about three seconds.

[Hunter Morrow]

Thats what she said!
Ah, this takes me back to the time of Jay Leno's Headlines, when he was actually funny, and I wasn't absolutely convinced that Kevin Eubanks smoked about 10 joints of a day.