Movie Quotes

Post by **glg** » Mon May 12, 2008 2:55 pm

BGM wrote:"Light speed, too slow?!"
"Yes, we're gonna have to go right to . . . ludicrous speed!"

Spaceballs

"What, like the back of a Volkswagen?"

Enrage · Post by **Enrage** » Mon May 12, 2008 2:57 pm

BGM wrote:"Light speed, too slow?!"
"Yes, we're gonna have to go right to . . . ludicrous speed!"

Space Balls. What a great movie.

Continuing that theme:

"Gentlemen, please rest your sphincters. "

wang_chi7 · Post by **wang_chi7** » Mon May 12, 2008 10:16 pm

glg wrote: Spaceballs

"What, like the back of a Volkswagen?"

Mallrats.

"These aren't the droids you're looking for"

Krulik · Post by **Krulik** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:50 pm

Obi Wan.

"Bet ya that chick's two tons of fun. You know, the grateful type?"

Minniman · Post by **Minniman** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:11 am

"These aren't the droids you're looking for"

Star Wars
aka Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope
aka Star Wars Special Ruined Edition Episode IV.

Krulik wrote:"Bet ya that chick's two tons of fun. You know, the grateful type?"

Krulik, did you leave your wallet behind again?

Sideways

I really like that film, but I'm into wine, women, and books.

How about this one:

"He is a cup overflowing with the cream of human goodness.

I have never known him to do anything immoral.

Unless maybe the Preschooler's Prostitute Ring.

And he has never done anything illegal.

Unless you count all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun.

He has always been a good, law-abiding citizen ...

Give me a break!

He is just a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing,
larcenous, perverted worm!

Hanging is too good for him!
Burning is too good for him!

He should be torn into little pieces
and buried alive!

I will kill him! Kill!!"

mefford76 · Post by **mefford76** » Tue May 13, 2008 11:14 am

just say you're cheating if you get this one. there's no way. i have no idea what it is.

cstelter · Post by **cstelter** » Tue May 13, 2008 1:17 pm

mefford76 wrote:just say you're cheating if you get this one. there's no way. i have no idea what it is.

I had no clue either. But I googled it and found the answer and I've even seen the movie a couple time. But I won't give it away (mostly cuz I don't have a good quote in mind to leave if I state the answer). I would think someone may come up with it if they're a fan of the movie, but I always found the movie in question more visual than 'quotable'.

I've never seen Blazing Saddles, so I was thinking it could be a scene from a screwball western, but it wasn't that one.

Krulik · Post by **Krulik** » Tue May 13, 2008 3:35 pm

I've heard it before, but I cant think of it.

Minniman · Post by **Minniman** » Tue May 13, 2008 11:33 pm

South Park just did a parody of the film.

Reach out and take it ....

Post by **S197** » Thu May 15, 2008 5:50 pm

Alright, its been two days time to cheat. Heavy Metal.

*Knocks on Glass*

A: Do you like apples?
B: Yeah
A: Well I got her number. How do you like them apples?

mefford76 · Post by **mefford76** » Thu May 15, 2008 6:26 pm

S197 wrote:Alright, its been two days time to cheat. Heavy Metal.

Good Will Hunting

P1 We? No, we are not French. We’re American, because you’re in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet

P2 Well, what have you given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?

P1 Chinese food?

P3 Chinese food.

P2 That’s from China.

P1 Pizza.

P2 Italy.

P3 Chimichanga.

P1 Mexico.

P1 Really, smarty-pants? What did French land give us?

P2 We invented democracy, existentialism, and the ménage à trois.

P3Those are three pretty good things.

cstelter · Post by **cstelter** » Thu May 15, 2008 6:41 pm

mefford76 wrote:

I'm pretty sure this is Talledega Nights, Ballad of Ricky Bobby...

How about:
Wish I had a million dollars.
(makes wish)
Hot dog!

and later

No . . . no . . . no . . . no, now wait a minute, here! I don't have to
talk to anybody! I know right now, and the answer is no!
NO! Doggone it!
(getting madder all the time)
You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you
and your money. Well, it doesn't, Mr. ######! In the . . . in the
whole vast configuration of things, I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider. You . . .

NastyNorseman · Post by **NastyNorseman** » Thu May 15, 2008 9:52 pm

Wish I had a million dollars.
(makes wish)
Hot dog!

Can't resist
I believe "It's a Wonderful Life"??

"I jumped, O my brothers, and I fell hard but I did not snuff it, oh no. if I had snuffed it, I would not be here to tell what I have told."

Greg · Post by **Greg** » Thu May 15, 2008 10:34 pm

A Clockwork Orange

" this record is available in the foyer" (during the closing song)

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Minniman · Post by **Minniman** » Fri May 16, 2008 1:49 am

"... this record is available in the foyer"

Greg, great one! This one is tricky for the non-fan. I am going to have to start doing the tough quotes.

Being a Monty Python and Beatles fan (the film was funded by George Harrison after the original studio deal fell through), I could hardly miss this one though.

Always Look On The Bright Side of Life ... from Life Of Brian

There is more to it then that. It's like five or six lines. I just watched it a few weeks ago. Otherwise, it would have been a really tough one to recall.

Character 1: "Hello Moira,"
Character 2: "Charles?".