You know, it just dawned on me. I'll bet Bleacher Report could use some great sell copy to advertise for more pro-bono writers. Let's give it a try.Demi wrote:I'll go ahead and assume you didn't read the article, since it wasn't me "quoting" anything to try and win internet points. It was just an interesting in depth article on Rhodes that breaks down the numbers even more.
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