Hey fatties, it's time to get in shape with Phil Simms!

[dead_poet]

This is wonderful:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlA-_rooBaM#t=60

[Funkytown]

That is so great for so many reasons. People will just have to watch for themselves. Wow.

[The Breeze]

lol

On my phone Todd Christenson looks just like Weird Al Yankovic.

Loved the little guitar riff for the introductions.

That was damn funny.

[Reignman]

I was so relieved when Dorsett brought his lady friends out at the 1:30 mark because for a second there I thought I was watching the beginning of gay porn.

[Funkytown]

I was so relieved when Dorsett brought his lady friends out at the 1:30 mark because for a second there I thought I was watching the beginning of gay porn.

Yeah. This probably doesn't compare to your usual gay porn, huh? Yeah. It's a bit outdated. Go find your better stuff.

[Reignman]

Yeah. This probably doesn't compare to your usual gay porn, huh? Yeah. It's a bit outdated. Go find your better stuff.

Ha! I'm comfortable enough with my heterosexuality that I can watch gay porn for the great story and plots. Wait, that didn't come out right. I mean when I imagine gay porn ... no wait, not imagine ... I mean when I think of ... no that's not it either. Oh man I just keep sticking my foot in my mouth here .... change the subject ... just chaaaaange the subject ... Ponder blows! ... No I mean Ponder sucks! Damn it! This is harder than you think. No not that! ... SON OF A B****!! OK! Screw it, you got me. I was curious just that one time. I swear! Now does anyone have a towel? This is going to set my therapy back, and Marcus Bachmann is not going to be happy. Ohhhhh that reminds me, I saw Pb up at the clinic recently. Yeah he said he was checking the place out for a friend. True story. That's probably why he hasn't been seen around here in awhile. Everyone could use a friend like that.