My brother just can't stop talking about Fruit Loops cereal.

[indianation65]

I took my then gf to see "The Road to Welville." We were into charming movies at the time. The Fruit Loops themselves believe they are the best, and so does Kelloggs. That's why even when sales are down, they still end up in more commercials, especially on ESPN. It's up to Sugar Pops to knock them off the top of the shelf. Oh wait, it's Corn Pops now. No matter, Corn Flakes are the kings.

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[Eli]

I saw that in the news earlier. Note that there's not a single Vikings reference in what Peterson is wearing. Even the pants are generic. No doubt that saves General Mills some royalty payments to the NFL.

[VikingHoard]

This was almost pure genius by the OP, but they're "Froot Loops."

I... was.. so... close!
Froot loops? FROOT LOOPS?! Who ever heard of anybody spelling fruit with two o's! This is outrageous! What's next, is the army going to start calling it's cadets recroots? Will orchestras feature floots and loots? If there's a carney outside a tent with a sign "see the bearded lady, $10", will we need to pay the man in the zoot soot to see the hirsoot? This is madness people, madness!


Seriously, though. Thanks

[Funkytown]

I... was.. so... close!
Froot loops? FROOT LOOPS?! Who ever heard of anybody spelling fruit with two o's! This is outrageous! What's next, is the army going to start calling it's cadets recroots? Will orchestras feature floots and loots? If there's a carney outside a tent with a sign "see the bearded lady, $10", will we need to pay the man in the zoot soot to see the hirsoot? This is madness people, madness!


Seriously, though. Thanks

lol. No prob, Bob. Keep up the parody work. It's genius! People need to laugh a little!

[The Breeze]

I... was.. so... close!
Froot loops? FROOT LOOPS?! Who ever heard of anybody spelling fruit with two o's! This is outrageous! What's next, is the army going to start calling it's cadets recroots? Will orchestras feature floots and loots? If there's a carney outside a tent with a sign "see the bearded lady, $10", will we need to pay the man in the zoot soot to see the hirsoot? This is madness people, madness!


Seriously, though. Thanks

Hirsoot.....excellent!

[tnvikesfan]

Of course as soon as I saw Fruit Loops, I thought it would be a thread about Howard on Big Bang Theory...................