
Dear GOD...it's...it's...it's BACK
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Dear GOD...it's...it's...it's BACK

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Yeah, the mullet with the receding hairline is exceptionally, um, "sexy".
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Do not question the power of the mullet. It is not meant to be sexy. It is meant for destruction. Of quarterbacks.Eli wrote:Yeah, the mullet with the receding hairline is exceptionally, um, "sexy".
Mock at your own risk.
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If this is for me--It's just a song. Seeing this picture reminded me of it. Reality--nothing is sexy about a freaking mullet. Jared somehow rocks it, though. He's a one of a kind dude.Eli wrote:Yeah, the mullet with the receding hairline is exceptionally, um, "sexy".

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Yep. He's one bad duuude.dead_poet wrote: Do not question the power of the mullet. It is not meant to be sexy. It is meant for destruction. Of quarterbacks.
Mock at your own risk.
I actually showed this pic to one of my friends and she said it made her day. She finds it VERY sexy actually, but she's an odd duck kinda. lol.
I'm glad it's back! It's just so him.

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Maybe now he can bring back the sack count.
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Didnt he tie the record without the mullet?PurpleKoolaid wrote:Maybe now he can bring back the sack count.
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He never tied the sack recordPurpleMustReign wrote: Didnt he tie the record without the mullet?
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But yes, the year he came close he did not have the mullet. Still glad it's back though.

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Although I will say I find it kind of humorous how people hope he brings his "sack totals" back. 12 sacks is nothing to scoff at. In 2010 he had 11 sacks and then followed it up with 22. Last year had twelve. Lets hope he can follow it up in the same fashion

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For what he made, I expected more then 12. He not getting good DE money, he's getting awesome DE money. And yeah I know he was hurt. So was Winfield.saint33 wrote:Although I will say I find it kind of humorous how people hope he brings his "sack totals" back. 12 sacks is nothing to scoff at. In 2010 he had 11 sacks and then followed it up with 22. Last year had twelve. Lets hope he can follow it up in the same fashion
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For what he's making, we should be discussing his completion rate and ability to throw on the run.
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Somehow, the whole bad dude effect gets lost when you notice that L'Oreal "cape". I'd be more impressed if the hair stylist was a guy in a flannel shirt and lumberjack beard using a chainsaw.
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BGM wrote:Somehow, the whole bad dude effect gets lost when you notice that L'Oreal "cape". I'd be more impressed if the hair stylist was a guy in a flannel shirt and lumberjack beard using a chainsaw.
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Lol. I like it.Jeffbleedspurple wrote:I just hope someone does not try to come back with nick naming the D'line 3 men and a mullet.
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