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Okay, so 2 weeks ago my brother said "You know, people forget that Kelloggs has a whole line of cereals, it isn't just about that Toucan's, (oddly not referring to Sam by his name), product", and then yesterday when we were eating breakfast he said "I think the Fruit Loops division of Kelloggs kind of brainwashes people by always telling them that their cereal is the best, best, best; and not letting them know other cereals have a lot of the same benefits."

I mean, he really needs to grow up and learn how to shut his F'ing mouth! What an embarassment! Does he care about how this makes his family look? Does it bother him that our father didn't like his comments about Fruit Loops the first time? No! It's like he's a jilted, jealous ex-boyfriend who just can't let it go already. My God, talk about obsessing! He needs to stop focusing so much on Fruit Loops and focus instead on being a good brother. Why can't he just not talk about Fruit Loops? Why can't he not talk about or just do anything I demand he do? I only demand he do things that I judgementally call those who don't do classless! If when the season comes around, (the holiday season that is), he can't produce and forgets to buy presents for people because of his ridiculous obsessions I'm gonna be pissed.

Bro, get some F'in perspective already!!!

The f*ck?

How are your stools?

My own stools, Sir, are gigantic, and have no more odor than a hot biscuit.

PurpleMustReign wrote:The f*ck?

I'm parodying the media's, (and many Green Bay fans') absurd over-reaction to a couple of inconsequential comments from Jennings.

This is hardcore. You are comparing the mystical Green Bay Packers to a bowl of cereal called fruit loops......I suppose Aaron Rodgers is a toucan. Wait til Skip Bayless reads this.




And Eli, my new nickkname for you is 'Biscuit'.

The Breeze wrote:This is hardcore. You are comparing the mystical Green Bay Packers to a bowl of cereal called fruit loops......I suppose Aaron Rodgers is a toucan. Wait til Skip Bayless reads this.

And Eli, my new nickkname for you is 'Biscuit'.

The Kelloggs were a nutty bunch.

I see what's going on here. Keep in mind that I saw this at 4:30 this morning when I was feeding my dogs.

PurpleMustReign wrote:I see what's going on here. Keep in mind that I saw this at 4:30 this morning when I was feeding my dogs.

Better late than never.

I'm more of a Captain Crunch guy myself. Skol!

Oh I love Fruit Loops.

This was almost pure genius by the OP, but they're "Froot Loops."



Really though, this was awesome. You've got stories!

Purple Jesus wrote:This is probably the weirdest thread I have seen in message board history.

This coming from someone who is a Cubs and Vikings fan, seen a lot of weird stuff, haha.

You think that is bad? Ask him how he likes his watermelon.