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New golfing terms

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:51 am
by spdolphs
I heard them talking about these on Garage Logic yesterday.

Got any to add?

A "James Joyce" - a putt that's an impossible read.

A "Rock Hudson" - it looked straight, but wasn't.

A "Saddam Hussein" - from one bunker into another.

A "Yasser Arafat" - butt ugly and in the sand.

A "John Kennedy Jr"., - didn't make it over the water.

A "Rodney King" - over-clubbed.

An "O.J. Simpson" - got away with it.

A "Princess Grace" - should have used a driver.

A "Princess Di" - shouldn't have used a driver.

A "Rush Limbaugh" - a bit too far to the right.

A "Nancy Pelosi" - way too far to the left.

A "Barbra Streisand" - ugly but still working.

A "Teddy Kennedy" - goes in the water, but jumps out.

Re: New golfing terms

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:57 am
by DanAS1
spdolphs wrote:
A "Rush Limbaugh" - a bit too far to the right.

A "Nancy Pelosi" - way too far to the left. [/b]
Methinks your politics differ from mine.

Let's keep it out of here. You don't want to start me up during an election year, trust me.

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:46 pm
by TeamChaplain
"Patrick Kennedy or a Lindsay Lohan, or Glenn Beck" - definitely in the water

IMO an Obama=Eagle

Hillary Clinton=Mulligan