Purple Punching Bag Thread

[Raptorman]

I got something!

So, I have Vikings stuff all over my car. I feel like I get funny looks sometimes. In general I feel people think something like, "Vikings? What the heck?" And then they look and realize that I'm not a guy and probably think, "Okay...that just got a little weirder." lol. But now I don't think they think of the Vikings or me at all...they probably just think, "THE BROWNS!?!?! THE FREAKING BROWNS?!?!? REALLY!?!?"

Embarrassing.

Won't be so funny if the Browns make the playoffs. Just give it time and hope like heck they beat the Packers in few weeks.

[Funkytown]

Haha is that your car in your avatar?

Sure is. You can't really see it that well on a computer, but on a phone you can see it pretty well zooming in. I have Vikings seat covers and a steering wheel cover, too. It's Vikings sexified inside and out.

[Funkytown]

Very good. You should just paint it purple and gold already.

I'll have a car like that someday--if I don't grow up that is.

[King James]

Why do we suck so much?

Why haven't we had a super bowl caliber team since the Fran Tarkenton era?

Where do we keep finding these incompetent head coaches?

Ponder needs to be benched, but I don't really care for Matt Cassel either. I rather see MBT.

I don't like Bill Musgrave, I think he's the dumbest and most predictable offensive coordinator ever.

Erin Henderson sucks so bad, but our coaches are too stupid to kick him off the team.

Adrian Peterson is too good to be on this team. I wish we would trade him already for some draft picks and rebuild this team the right way. Which is around a QB, not a RB.

I can't wait until that dome is demolished because I believe it's curse. The Vikings have been underachievers ever since we moved in that dome.

My head hurts. Im the only Vikings fan amongst my family and friends. They laugh at me year after year because the Vikings fail to get the job done.

I wanna punch a wall!!!!! Not a punching bag

[psjordan]

Why do we suck so much?

Why haven't we had a super bowl caliber team since the Fran Tarkenton era?

Where do we keep finding these incompetent head coaches?

Ponder needs to be benched, but I don't really care for Matt Cassel either. I rather see MBT.

I don't like Bill Musgrave, I think he's the dumbest and most predictable offensive coordinator ever.

Erin Henderson sucks so bad, but our coaches are too stupid to kick him off the team.

Adrian Peterson is too good to be on this team. I wish we would trade him already for some draft picks and rebuild this team the right way. Which is around a QB, not a RB.

I can't wait until that dome is demolished because I believe it's curse. The Vikings have been underachievers ever since we moved in that dome.

My head hurts. Im the only Vikings fan amongst my family and friends. They laugh at me year after year because the Vikings fail to get the job done.

I wanna punch a wall!!!!! Not a punching bag

I hear BGM is rounding up cats to punch, if that helps.

[King James]

I hear BGM is rounding up cats to punch, if that helps.

Haha, no thanks. PETA wont be knocking on my door trying to send me to prison.

[maembe]

Erin Henderson sucks so bad, but our coaches are too stupid to kick him off the team.

I think he might be our best non-secondary player this season.

[Hunter Morrow]

Why are we using Marvin Mitchell when Scherels showed himself to be an immediate improvement?
I guess it is because he is Frazier's "guy?" Could any of Frazier's "guys" have some talent, please?

I know this is the Quarterback Era but one of the reasons for that is because to my mind this is the Tight End
Era. Our team has surrendered, on 23 targets, nearly 200 yards and 6 touchdowns, 2 of them game winners for our
opponent, to tight ends in 3 weeks! Tampa Can't Cover A Tight End, Too.

[The Breeze]

I'll have a car like that someday--if I don't grow up that is.

Don't grow up Funkster....it's overrated. Consider expanding your childhood. I'm currently on my fourth childhood...I almost have it down at this point.

[S197]

Why are we using Marvin Mitchell when Scherels showed himself to be an immediate improvement?
I guess it is because he is Frazier's "guy?" Could any of Frazier's "guys" have some talent, please?

One is a linebacker and the other is a cornerback.