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Your Team Sucks: Vikings Edition

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 8:38 pm
by dead_poet
Fun series Drew puts out every year. ... 1797851777
The Vikings are in a nearly unprecedented situation where they will be compelled, at season’s end, to choose between their horribly injured young passer and the starter they brought in to replace him. I can guarantee two things will happen:

Neither Bradford nor Teddy Bridgewater will do anything this season to make that decision academic.

The Vikings will choose the wrong guy.

It’s a lock. I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life. If they stick with Bradford, his knee will get sucked into a jet engine. If they go back to Bridgewater, he’ll end up on crutches for life as Bradford finally fulfills every humble Midwesterner’s wet dreams about him in some other #### town.