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Post by The Breeze » Thu Feb 26, 2015 8:49 pm

PurpleMustReign wrote:Yikes... That will give me nightmares...
yeah that was some awful music :wink:

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Post by The Breeze » Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:48 pm

:rofl: the Swift version is much easier to watch. Just spray some Aqua-net around the room and it's like time travel.

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Post by PurpleMustReign » Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:52 am

I was at Target once and thought I was the only one in the "Books" section... So I farted... But there were some kids on the other side and laughed loudly ajd yelled "that guy farted!"

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Post by jackal » Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:30 pm

In 1980 we where at Yellowstone, and there was a huge male Elk, eating wet grass, just of the road. My father wanted him to look up, but the meal had, his full attention. My father said, "throw some rocks in the grass, to get his attention." My brother and I landed one or two, far away. Being the type A personality, I threw a strike, right into his rear flank! The Elk look up rapidly, and it was clear, the next rock, would require world class speed, to avoid his charge. My father's was a paradox, to say the least.
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Post by PurpleMustReign » Mon Mar 16, 2015 5:41 pm

One of the greatest commercials ever!




I had a shirt like that but I Was told to stop wearing it at work, lol...
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Post by The Breeze » Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:57 pm

I don't know how this woman kept a straight face through this:


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Post by PurpleMustReign » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:58 pm

Well that's just awkward...

What a weirdo.
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Post by The Breeze » Wed Apr 08, 2015 11:09 am

PurpleMustReign wrote:Well that's just awkward...

What a weirdo.
I love parody...and if you've never seen some of the new age woo woo 'healers' out there, this guy shreds them.

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Post by 808vikingsfan » Thu May 07, 2015 1:56 am

Not funny pics but thought they were worth posting somewhere. Didn't want to start a new thread.

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Post by The Breeze » Thu May 07, 2015 10:57 am

808vikingsfan wrote:Not funny pics but thought they were worth posting somewhere. Didn't want to start a new thread.

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those were cool! I especially liked the godzilla one.

The one of Henson made me think of the making of the Dark Crystal movie and how the whole thing was puppets and incredibly complex. Completely lost art with CGI.

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Post by The Breeze » Fri May 08, 2015 5:02 pm

how about 2 plus minutes of squeaking frogs?



or a cat impersonating a dog:

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Post by 808vikingsfan » Wed May 13, 2015 12:39 am

The Breeze wrote:how about 2 plus minutes of squeaking frogs?



What the heck is that at 1:11? Never heard a frog scream before.
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Post by 808vikingsfan » Wed May 13, 2015 12:44 am

Some other pics I've collected through the years

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Post by The Breeze » Wed May 13, 2015 2:44 pm

808vikingsfan wrote:
What the heck is that at 1:11? Never heard a frog scream before.

It's some kind of desert or sand toad...I can't recall which.

There is a plethora of screaming frog vids, I have learned, and I have never heard a frog scream either.

That pick of the Beattles is one I've never seen.

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Post by 808vikingsfan » Mon May 18, 2015 3:52 pm

some videos I've stumbled across through the years.









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Post by Cliff » Fri May 29, 2015 9:38 am

As fellow sports fans, I think you'll find this hilarious.

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Post by Mothman » Fri May 29, 2015 12:36 pm

That'll teach him not to ignore his girlfriend!

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Post by PurpleMustReign » Fri May 29, 2015 2:13 pm

That was obviously set up, but still quite funny.

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Post by Cliff » Fri May 29, 2015 2:23 pm

Even if it's set up (which I'm sure it is or the mascott would be fired and probably charged with assult) I think it's a cool thing to do. Definitely more entertaining than the normal kiss cam :)
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Post by 808vikingsfan » Sun Jul 12, 2015 6:42 pm

In celebration of december 18, 2015





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Post by PurpleMustReign » Thu Sep 17, 2015 7:16 pm

Two spectacular videos:



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Post by dead_poet » Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:12 am

WATCH: Kids would rather whip (and/or nae nae) than play football

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Post by 808vikingsfan » Sat Oct 10, 2015 5:29 am

PurpleMustReign wrote:Two spectacular videos:



The conference call was hilarious. The barking dog is so classic.
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Post by PurpleMustReign » Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:53 am

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Post by PurpleMustReign » Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:53 am

808vikingsfan wrote: The conference call was hilarious. The barking dog is so classic.

i thought the email one was great, especially when he forgot the attachment.
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