There was this little 9 year old blind kid, and one day he said to his mom, "Mom, All I've ever wanted was to see."
His mom said, "Well son it's your lucky day, today is the last day of March, and if you pray your hardest, your prayers will be answered."
So the little boy goes to bed 2 hours early and starts praying himself to sleep. He wakes up half way through the night and realizes that the night isn't over, so he prays another hour before he falls asleep again.
He finally wakes up the next morning and yells, "Mom, Mom, get in here fast!"
His mom comes running in and says, "What is it son?"
The boy says, "Mom I did just what you said I prayed and prayed harder than anyone else ever has, but I woke up this morning and I'm still blind!"
The worst part is the refs fall for that ####. Which is why soccer can't be considered a sport.
Re: Funny jokes/videos/pics
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 7:59 pm
by S197
PurpleMustReign wrote:The worst part is the refs fall for that ####. Which is why soccer can't be considered a sport.
Not a huge fan myself but those guys are incredible athletes (as are the refs who run constantly for 90+ minutes). I don't like the flopping either but it's not solely in soccer, you see it in a lot of sports, basketball for one. Just thought it was a funny gif.
Re: Funny jokes/videos/pics
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:52 pm
by S197
Guy flies his drone w/ GoPro camera through a fireworks show.
Re: Funny jokes/videos/pics
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 1:41 pm
by Cliff
Weird Al released a new album.
This one is particularly appropriate for a message board
