Wisconsin man arrested for having sex with his couch loll

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Wisconsin man arrested for having sex with his couch loll

Post by canadaviking08 » Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:01 am

Gerard Streator of Wisconsin was arrested when an off-duty officer witnessed him actually having sex with a couch that had been placed on a street curb, reports the Smoking Gun.

Ryan Edwards, an off-duty policeman, was jogging at around 11:00 p.m. early this month, when he was stopped dead in his tracks by something he spotted in the distance. Edwards reportedly saw a man who appeared to be having sex with someone while he was leaning over a yellow abandoned couch, which sat on the street.

When Edwards got close enough and reportedly yelled, “What are you doing! Streator allegedly jumped up — sans his pants — and took off. It was at that point that the officer realized that Streator had been thrusting his pelvis in to the couch cushions

Probably a packers fan, explains why they like to grab their players doing the lambeau leap :rofl:
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