Hair Stylist Keeps Armed Robber as Sex Slave

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Hair Stylist Keeps Armed Robber as Sex Slave

Post by PurpleMustReign » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:26 pm

Are you f-ing kidding me?

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In what is either the weirdest Russian crime story of the year so far or a new low in yellow crime journalism, a female hair stylist in the Kaluga region is suspected of holding an armed robber in captivity as a sex slave for two days after he unsuccessfully tried to knock over her beauty salon.

This has got to be the most bizarre story I have ever read. I am absolutely speechless.
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Post by Cliff » Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:11 am

I've got to say ... I'm on Olga's side. I bet that ends his career as a robber.
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Post by PurpleMustReign » Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:08 am

True, but I bet more guys try to rob that salon now...
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Post by Cliff » Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:18 am

PurpleMustReign wrote:True, but I bet more guys try to rob that salon now...
No way man, did you finish the article? Dude had to go to the hospital because of "injury to his genitals". :cry:
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Post by PurpleMustReign » Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:29 am

Cliff wrote: No way man, did you finish the article? Dude had to go to the hospital because of "injury to his genitals". :cry:
Yeah, but Olga looks hot. Maybe I could work out a deal with her...
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Post by Cliff » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:10 pm

PurpleMustReign wrote: Yeah, but Olga looks hot. Maybe I could work out a deal with her...
Pfftt ... no matter how hot a chic is, it's not worth injury to my genitals. I mean ... rough is one thing ... but "I need to go to the hospital because you've hurt my genitals" ... I've gotta pass on that one.
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