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Lost Angeles LOLAKERS

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:56 am
by Hunter Morrow
LOL LAKERS.

They are falling apart, its fabulous. They are the NBA Yankees, the 100 million payroll team that its just soooo easy to love to hate. They couldn't stop Dirk if they shot him in the head. Kobe is visibly pissed and on the verge of crying in the post game interviews. Phil "Soul Patch" Jackson is getting his karma and dharma and chi all out of whack and flipping out on players in the middle of the game. Its so beautiful. I am around all these Lakers fans and I want to see them get swept so I can suck up their tears like Cartman sucked up Scott Tenorman's tears.

YES! YES!
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Re: Lost Angeles LOLAKERS

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 11:18 am
by purple guy
I know, lovin it! They are definatlely the NBAs Yanks. Hope they get swept. Let the excuses and finger pointing begin. Im not an NBA fan, but like you, I love to hate the Lakers!

Re: Lost Angeles LOLAKERS

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 1:24 pm
by NDVikeFan
Hunter Morrow wrote:LOL LAKERS.

They are falling apart, its fabulous. They are the NBA Yankees, the 100 million payroll team
Doesnt the NBA have a salary cap?

Re: Lost Angeles LOLAKERS

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 1:32 pm
by me4get
Hunter Morrow wrote:LOL LAKERS.

They are falling apart, its fabulous. They are the NBA Yankees, the 100 million payroll team that its just soooo easy to love to hate. They couldn't stop Dirk if they shot him in the head. Kobe is visibly pissed and on the verge of crying in the post game interviews. Phil "Soul Patch" Jackson is getting his karma and dharma and chi all out of whack and flipping out on players in the middle of the game. Its so beautiful. I am around all these Lakers fans and I want to see them get swept so I can suck up their tears like Cartman sucked up Scott Tenorman's tears.

YES! YES!
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200 million payroll for the Loakers

Re: Lost Angeles LOLAKERS

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 3:05 pm
by glg
NDVikeFan wrote: Doesnt the NBA have a salary cap?
NBA's cap is soft. Lakers have the highest salary at $95M, but Orlando is not far behind at $90, Dallas at $86, Boston at $83. It's not like the Yankees spending way more money than everyone else.

Re: Lost Angeles LOLAKERS

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 7:14 pm
by PurpleMustReign
Tha Lakers do have the talent to come back, and Dallas isn't exactly a powerhouse this season, so I could see the Lakers coming back. I really hope not thoufh.

Re: Lost Angeles LOLAKERS

Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 2:09 pm
by NDVikeFan
glg wrote: NBA's cap is soft. Lakers have the highest salary at $95M, but Orlando is not far behind at $90, Dallas at $86, Boston at $83. It's not like the Yankees spending way more money than everyone else.
Do they have a luxury tax than for teams who go over?

Re: Lost Angeles LOLAKERS

Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 4:28 pm
by Hunter Morrow
Why didn't they just have Phil Jackson go to half court and wave a white flag and save everybody the time?

I've never seen a playoff basketball game where it was so apparent that one team had just quit.

I couldn't even take any joy in watching this game. I had to turn it off at half time. It was just brutal to behold.

Re: Lost Angeles LOLAKERS

Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 6:02 pm
by Juice
Andrew Bynum is just a classless player. Elbows JJ Barea in the chest when he goes up for a layup.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFNr8mKRj6s

Oh, this isn't his first time either. He did the same thing to Michael Beasley earlier this season.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU7RiLER ... ature=fvwp

And again on Gerald Wallace who broke his rib.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbcjL7AV ... re=related

Re: Lost Angeles LOLAKERS

Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 10:19 pm
by glg
NDVikeFan wrote: Do they have a luxury tax than for teams who go over?
Yes, but at a different level. This year, the cap is $58M, the tax threshold is $70M. tax is dollar for dollar above the tax threshold (ie, the Lakers pay $25M in tax, Orlando $20M, etc).

Re: Lost Angeles LOLAKERS

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:48 am
by Funkytown
I found this when I searched for a Lakers topic.

The original post is too funny.

Anyways, NBA fans...

Thoughts on Kobe? Should he move on?

Re: Lost Angeles LOLAKERS

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:59 pm
by jackal
Back to Back season ending injuries

a ton of miles .. I would say Kobe is about done