Shamwow guy arrested

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Shamwow guy arrested

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... sham1.html

this is the guy from the ShamWOW commercials

Its one of the Commericals that comes on really really loud

the only guy I can think that is more annoying is the guy that did the Voice
of the Parrot in Aladdin (Gilbert something I think ??)
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Gilbert Gottfried. Don't be too hard on him, his standup SLAYS.

The pictures are absolutely brutal, gutchurning stuff. Don't look at if you're squeamish, because he completely went apewire on her.
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if someone was biting me I would probably do the same thing....
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I have been bitten by family members(two brothers), strangers(yeah, WEIRD), and dogs before.
My first reaction is just a shove and a WHATTHE!@#$MAN! and I just take it from there.
I wouldn't punch a chick in the face several times over it, thats crazy.
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maybe he tried to push away first ? who knows

and I don't think he could say much she was biting his tongue.
that makes it hard to respond.

Then again he put himself in the situation completly in the first place.

Basically they were both wrong and if you touch or hurt other people
you might get world of Devastion and pain. Follow the Golden rule
and generally you will never have this problem to begin with.
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my thoughts?


shamWOW!!!
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Am I missing something, or do I see nothing wrong with the girl in the pic.
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Krulik wrote:Am I missing something, or do I see nothing wrong with the girl in the pic.
well, she bites people's tongues and she sells her body for money, but otherwise, I guess she looks ok.
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I meant damage to her face.
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Allenfreak69 wrote:my thoughts?


shamWOW!!!


you followin' me here camera guy?



Btw,

that is one HOT hooker!!
Most hookers are ugly. But she is really attractive!
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Swaps wrote:

you followin' me here camera guy?



Btw,

that is one HOT hooker!!
Most hookers are ugly. But she is really attractive!

He also advertises the Slap Chop...

He's going to be haunted by the words "you're gonna LOVE my nuts" ... :hitfan:
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I think the line "you're going to slap all your problems away" would be more damming.
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Swaps wrote:you followin' me here camera guy?
I love that line. Total jack@ss :)
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Never heard of Shamwow. Who the heck would buy that thing anyway? Oh wait ... this is america.

$1000 for a ho? I thought we were in a recession?

Also ... she bit his tongue. Ouch! Why did she do that? I think he's entitled to some tongue for $1K don't you?

At least the Miami district attorney had enough common sense not to press criminal charges against the John or the Ho. Had this happened on Lake Minnetonka they'd both facing the death penalty.
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